翻译/后期：欧瑞

cv：

白月初：欧瑞

涂山苏苏：江枫

珍品 Treasure

姻缘石 love stone

只要任何一个女人和我共同我握住它

Any woman who hold this stone with me

我们两人就可以白头到老永世不变

Could push us together and our love would not change till the next samsara

把你们五百年的心血彻底搞黄

To completely smash your five hundred years work

哼

Heng

老规矩

Guys

抢

Get him

十字电剑孟二飞

Cross thunder sword Two Fly meng

海扁白月初战绩

The record to defeat Yuechu Bai

482胜0败

Four eight two win and zero loss

七指催命音樊七手

Seven death finger note Seven Hand Fan

海扁白月初战绩

The record to defeat Yuechu Bai

524胜0败

FIve two four win and zero loss

喝啊

Hea!

为了复仇效果酷炫

For my perfect revenge

我还隐藏了一件事

I forgot to tell you guys

喝啊

Hea!

怎么可能

WTF？

我其实很强

You guys suck

你们根本阻止不了我

There‘s no way to say me

呃

Eh！

终于到啦

Here we go

第一个任务的目标

The first mission’s goal

就在这里

Is down here!

咦

yi

呃

er

啊

ahhh~