There, right there
看那，就是那
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
看那晒得恰到好处的棕色皮肤
Look at the killer shape he's in
看那迷死人不偿命的结实身材
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
看那精心刮过胡茬的下巴
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
哦 拜托，他是同性恋 绝对是同性恋
I'm not about to celebrate
我可不打算庆祝
Every trait could indicate
所有的特征都表明
The totally straight expatriate
他是个标准的异性恋
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay
那家伙不是同性恋 我说他肯定不是
That is the elephant in the room
这是个被忽视的事实
Well, is it relevant to assume
难道真的可以说
That a man who wears perfume
喷香水的男人
Is automatically medically fay?
一定是同性恋吗？
But look at his quoft and crispy locks
但看他那精心梳过的头发
Look at his silk translucent socks
看他那半透明的丝质短袜
There's the eternal paradox
这是个终极的悖论
Look, what we're seeing,
瞧 我们在看什么
what are we seeing?
我们在看什么
Is he gay?
他是同性恋吗
Of course, he's gay or European?
他绝对是 ，还是欧洲人？
ah——
哈~~
Gay or European?
同性恋还是欧洲人
It's hard to guarantee
这还真是难以保证
Is he gay or European?
他是同性恋还是欧洲人
Well, hey don't look at me
嘿 别看着我
You see, they bring their boys up
你知道在那些迷人的异邦
Different in those charming foreign ports
他们抚养男孩的方式不同
They play peculiar sports
他们穿着闪亮的衬衫和小短裤
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
玩着一些特别的运动
Gay or foreign fella?
同性恋还是外国人
The answer could take weeks
答案恐怕耗上数周才能揭晓
They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
他们会一边说着 再见了 “美人”
While they kiss you on both cheeks
一边亲吻着你的双颊
Oh please
噢 拜托
Gay or European?
同性恋还是欧洲人
So many shades of gray
如此模棱两可
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
取决于当天的时辰，法国人就亦弯亦直
Is he gay or European ……or live right there！
他是同性恋还是欧洲人…… 或者 看那 就是那
Look at that condescending smirk
看那虚情假意屈尊纡贵的笑
Seen it on every guy at work
上班族哪个不是这样
That is a metro-hetro jerk
不过就是个异性恋混蛋
That guy's not gay, I say no way
那家伙不是同性恋 ，我说绝对不是
That is the elephant in the room
这是个被忽视的事实
Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
难道真的可以说，穿着那种衣服的帅哥
Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically
就自动地 极端地就自动地 极端地
Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay?
讽刺地 长期地 绝对地 中肯地
Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay
基因地 医学地 彻彻底底地归为同性恋吗
Dammit， gay or European?
该死！他是同性恋还是欧洲人
So stylish and relaxed
如此有形又闲适
Is he gay or European?
他是同性恋还是欧洲人
I think his chest is waxed
我觉得他用蜡除过胸毛
But they bring their boys up different
但欧洲人抚养男孩的方式不同
There it's culturally diverse
从文化上就泾渭分明
It's not a fashion curse
这可不是一种时尚诅咒
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
如果他穿着苏格兰小短裙 拎着小坤包
Gay or just exotic?
同性恋还是异国人
I still can't crack the code
我仍然无法破解谜团
Yet, his accent is hypnotic
但他的口音令人着迷
But his shoes are pointy toed
但他的鞋子是尖头的
Gay or European?
同性恋还是欧洲人
So many shades of gray
如此模棱两可
But if he turns out straight
但若他真是直男
I'm free at eight on Saturday
我周六晚上八点有空
Is he gay or European?
他是同性恋还是欧洲人
Gay or European?
同性恋还是欧洲人
Gay or Euro?
同性恋还是欧洲……
Wait a minute
等等
Give me a chance to crack this guy
给我个机会来揭穿这个家伙
I have an idea I'd like to try
我有个办法可以试试
The floor is yours
那就看你的啦
So, Mr. Argitacos
那么 Argitakos先生
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
您和Wyndham小姐这段所谓的婚外情
Has been going on for? Two years
已经持续了多久？两年
And your first name again is? Nicos
那您的大名是？尼克斯
And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos
那你男朋友的名字是？卡洛斯
I'm sorry, I misunderstand
对不起，我听错了
You say boyfriend
你说男朋友
I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend
我以为你说的是挚友，卡洛斯是我的挚友
You bastard, you lying bastard
你这个混蛋，你这个撒谎的混蛋
That's it, I no cover for you, no more
够了， 我再也不帮你隐瞒了
Peoples, I have a big announcement
大伙儿 我有事情要宣布
This man is gay and European
这个男人既是同性恋 也是欧洲人
Whoa, and neither is his place
（哇呜）这并不丢脸
You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
你必须立刻停止这种隐瞒的行为
It's me, not her he's seein'
跟他谈恋爱的是我， 不是她
No matter what he say
不管这家伙说什么
I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
我发誓他从不对女人感兴趣
You are so gay, you big parfait
他就是这样一个同性恋
You flaming boy in cabaret
你这个十足的同性恋
I'm straight
我是直男
You were not yesterday
你昨天可不是这样的
So if I may, I'm proud to say
恕我直言 ，我要骄傲地宣布
He's gay and European
他是同性恋 也是欧洲人
He's gay and European
他是同性恋 也是欧洲人
He's gay and European and gay
他是同性恋 也是欧洲人同性恋
Fine okay, I'm gay
好吧 ，我是同性恋
Hooray
万岁~
